What a pal!!!
Eric’s lost 3 kgs!!!!!!!!!!!!
So what if he had to literally burn the calories through a fever… and so what if he had to lose most of his fluids through his nose….. HE LOST WEIGHT!!!!!!! He wasn’t even Emily-ing AND he gets 2 days off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pretty sweet huh? I mean… in a morbidly sadistic kinda way…. But hey, if you’re gonna be sick, may as well enjoy the kickbacks rite?!??!
I’m ok with his losing all that weight without lifting a finger… I’m not overly jealous or anything….
Cause Eric’s a pal. And how can you tell if someone’s your real pal???
He offers to save some of his used tissues in the freezer, for the next wedding you have to attend.
Thanks, you big leaky lug you!
July 1st, 2008 at 1:56 am
eeeeyerrrr…. used tissues wrapped and sealed, put into a fridge…. eeeeeyyerrrrrr…..
He lost 3 kilos? I’m not surprised… he hasn’t been eating well either…..
Ho are you books???