Luigi
Thursday, August 9th, 2007Luigi
So Eric’s blog turns 1 today. And since he blardy sabo-ed mine, I feel so compelled to post an entry today.
Eric, for the record, MY BLOG IS YOUNGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is SO justified that it has something like 7 entries…ok…maybe 6, next to your 35,698!!!!!!!!!!!
Well for those of you who HAVE been reading my blog, you will remember Leonard. And for those of you who have also been reading Eric’s blog, you will know that Leonard, the one who caused my heart to literally skip some beats…. Left me…. and that’s alright, only he left me…. for Marcus…. And that’s STILL alright….but he left the shaded cushiony comforts of my car for the BONNET of Marcus’ where he was found living with dried leaves, dead flowers and twigs no less….. LEONARD!!!! HOW COULD YOU!!!!!?!??!!!!!
Well anyway, I’ve spent the past few weeks banishing every memory Leonard and I have ever made…. (if you sang the last few words as I did, yeah I know… I can be so unimaginative at times…. Sigh!). So *sad er-hu tune playing to the song “Wang Pu Liow” in the background* … Reeling from the hurt and betrayal…. Dragging my broken heart from a string behind me, dried autumn leaves rustling in the wind……I stare out to the great beyond (read : back seat of my car) thinking ….. Leonard…. How I shall miss thee!!! (read : “You little b*st*rd!!!! I give you a freaking HABITAT to live in and you choose…….”) My thoughts stop mid-sentence here…. For….(pause) What do I see??? *opening strains to “Pretty Woman” playing in the background*….
Could it be???? Is it he???? Cause looking at me, with his unblinking black eyes (nevermind he was upside down) from the safety belt of the back passenger seat of my car…was the most beautiful four legged cold bodied detachable tailed little fella I EVER laid eyes on….so what if he was 1 or 2 ounces heavier than Leonard, and so what if he was 3 oil-of-Ol*y whitening essence shades darker than Leonard…WHO’S COMPARING!??!?!??!!? Luigi is GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok… so maybe the rebound complex is running a bit high here…. No worries, sometime in the near future it’s gonna hit me that lizards scare me half to death, and that LUIGI (you handsome little upside down black beady eyed dark cold skinned creature you!) IS one.
So if you hear an ear piercing, back of neck hair raising, goose bump inducing scream in the middle of the day/night for no apparent reason, coming in the general direction of wondrous-Starbuck-ed Klang, that’s when you know… it hit me.
