Booker Blogs

I stand at 5 feet 8 ½ inches tall without heels. That’s kinda average in most places but not in Malaysia, I’m considered tall. Basketball player kinda tall…. And in my heels, depending which pair I’m in, I’m usually towering over everyone else at any function.. unless of course, Eric happens to attend the same do.

So it was very amusing the other day, when I found out that I was too SHORT for a guy! It was definitely the first time it’s ever happened to me…. met him at a friend’s wedding… everyone told me that he was single, so ok, I went over and sportingly started flirting with him… fair skin, brownish hazel eyes,  pink lips, kinda cute..… not bad!

But alas! I was almost 2 inches too short for him!!!!!!! Even in my heels!!!!!!

How tall’s the guy?

5 feet 2 inches.

Why am I too short for him???

My boobs don’t come up to his eye level.

BOYS!!!!

Chi-Cha Boys

“Booker…. Why do you have chillies on your windshield???”

I’ve been getting that a lot. Hey…. people stick stuffed dice or nude black dolls from their rearview mirrors, and THEY don’t get the eyebrow raised hand on door lever degree of questioning from their friends….

Not fair.

So I have three little slightly shrivelled dried red cili padis on my windshield. And I’ve decided to call them my chi cha boys.

Well I have them there cause I think they’re pretty.

PLUS they match the exterior of my car…. PLUS PLUS, my little chi cha boys sure stay put a lot better stuck to the windshield than just leaving them on the dashboard….they tend to run around a lot especially when I make turns…

WHAT??!?!?!?! I seriously don’t get you people…